this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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