No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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