you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
