'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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She needs sedatives and a leash
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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