Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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