brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
