Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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