Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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