are you still at the devil's house?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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