This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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