Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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