well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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