She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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