remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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