He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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