Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
