i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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