Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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