Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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