What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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