I just saw a hot homeless man
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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