So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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