That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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