She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Are my feet made of real feet?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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