every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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