I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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