Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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