Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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