where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Holy sore nipples Batman
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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