on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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