Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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