You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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