the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
wow bdsm is so cute
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