Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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