Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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