Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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