Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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