Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
