i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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