STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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