I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
4 words: hood of his car
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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