One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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