I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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