Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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