so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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