people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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