For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
no you cant smoke seaweed
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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