You surviving the open bar?
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so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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