New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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