Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
this boner is exhausting
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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