so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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