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I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Farmville is her only friend.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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