it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
You ever have a fart follow you around?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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