You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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