I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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